for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
which voice is rihanna’s?
“Can I get a mocha with non fat milk and extra whip cream. It Cancels both out.” Said every middle aged lady at Starbucks.
the selfie that shook the nation