Everyone is sitting here, talking about how they’re going to have an amazing summer with a summer romance, but I’m just here worrying about next school year.
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9 hours ago
before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
(Source: i-aint-bovvered)
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15 hours ago
girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
i want his tattoo around muh collar bone!
To die would be and awfully big adventure…
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2 days ago
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