It's all in my head.




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psycho-chiller:

shvtd0wn:

This is how I take selfies too, dog.

dogs are better than humans

(Source: fyeahcanines)


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cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

(Source: lonelytreestump)


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reshipped:

all these ghosts and i still can’t find a boo


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(Source: intractably)


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evianwaterbottle:

melongorl:

delete this rn

my anaconda do

evianwaterbottle:

melongorl:

delete this rn

my anaconda do

(Source: wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming)


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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

image

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)


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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day


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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.


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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.


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Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*


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itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain)


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till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same damn state.

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same damn state.

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)


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